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Offline Rapier123

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Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« on: December 27, 2009, 07:18:18 pm »
One plus two plus three plus....what do you want?  ;D
What, did you want to piss on them one last time? ???
"Let me distract the enemy with my human call, "I'M SO WASTED, I'M SO WASTED  :P
For the highest bidder!
I'm blind, not deaf.
I wanted a bow string, not a G
Horns, hoofs, wings... What are we. In diablo or something ;D
What'll it be, hotshot?"
Yes? Ughh How many times do I have to tell you I'm a Dreadlord not a Druglord.
Ale is my bear necessity.
I don't remember casting slow on you...
Click me baby, one more time.
Ah, there's meh' drink. GET IN MAH' BELLY
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem
Huntresses says a lot of fun stuff:
-Make fast! In position! Come get some, grrr!
Hey what are these letters burned on my ass???
Get down sparky
And who said Blizzard games don't have bugs
By the power of the light, burn
That sounds logical. Who is cooler than the lich
I love the dead...frequently.
Uncle Lothar wants you
Got a match?" Your face, my ass
pandas bring PANDAMONIUM
for the "end of the world" spell, press control, alt, delete
you know what burns my ass? -a flame about this high
It's simple. Just take the hydraulic phase shift emulator and attach it to the trans-dimensional photon emitter. Bam, new tower
Hmm... Tower Defense? No, that's a silly idea, it'd never work.

My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not.

he Legion needs....a better dental plan. These fangs are kililng me.  (Y)

This will be GRIZZLY!

Now you're endangered!

Also, the Paladin's "I live to serve all believers

Can't shoot straight until I had a pint

I don't reveal much on the mini map... it's all my fault

They came from... Behind

My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato.

Blood Elf Engineer - -It's simple. Just take the hydraulic phase shift emulator and attach it to the trans-dimensional photon emitter. Bam, new tower.

Naga Royal Guard - This world shall be mine; and I'll start with the swimming pools. - No sink shall be safe from world domination! - 'Iced Tea' is part of our two-pronged offensive. - The day of our invasion shall be known as 'Bidet'...

Motor team: whats that!? Get that finger out of your bunghole!

Motor Team: We must defeat the dwarves! Uhg we are the dwarves!!!!!! Oh.

Dotc: Stop Clicking on my bear ass!

Dotc: Only you can prevent forest fires

Talon, Druid of the talon.

We found a witch may we burn her?

 A horse kicked me once, it hurt :-(

WD: Ive lost my head! It was yei big, i was keeping it on my spear. If ya find it let me know.

White tauren: My hoof and your ass have an appointment.

Slice and Dice!! ~ Grom Hellscream....

"By the GODS youre annoying"
"I never say ni!"
"My favorite color is blue...no...YELLOooooooo...."

Yes, the spirits are talking to me. *fart* Oh yes, they're coming in clearly. *fart* Now they're forming into a gaseous material.*fart* I can actually see them now. *fart* The spirits are very powerful today

If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward

all I see is darkness!.... Oh, my hood's down :D

I'll have it up in no time

if u remember any more pls post i miss playing war craft 3 =( :\


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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 08:43:58 pm »
lol sira !! xD

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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 09:06:23 pm »
hahaha nice one , where did u copy these from :p ofc u cant be the Author

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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 09:12:46 pm »
Hahaha sira quotes Vince :P...I miss Warcraft and DotA already. :(
How about the talk show you get when you continually click the Pit Lord and the Fel Orc Blademaster (Axe for DotA fans) model?

I've got a few Horde quotes taken from wowwiki

Orc Blademaster
"Twin blade action, for clean close shave every time!" (Gillette Mach 3 razor ad campaign)
"Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper." (Kung Fu Reference)

Orc Raider
"You're annoying my dog."
"What's that smell? Oh, bad dog!" (wolf whimpers)

Tauren
"Got Milk?"

Troll Beserker
"Say hello to my little friend"

Orc Shaman
"You ever get hit by lightning where the Sun don't shine? *thunder clap*"

Spirit Walker
"Fear my moo of fury! <extremely half-hearted moo>" <-- I always lmao when I hear this. The other funny ones have already been mentioned by Vince

Rokhan (Legend Shadow Hunter)
"Sadly, the name 'Pinkspear Tribe' was already taken."
"Whadaya mean, what kinda accent is dis? It's a troll accent! I swear, ja makin' me crazy."
"I made a collage out of some of our little native friends. I call it a pygmy-up bouquet."

The best quote of ALL-TIME in Warcraft 3. Not essentially funny but....

Thrall and Grom Hellscream confront Mannoroth and defeat him. Grom is mortally wounded.

Grom: "Thrall… The blood haze has lifted… The demon's fire has burnt out in my veins. I… have… freed… myself."
Thrall: "No, old friend, you have freed us all."
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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 09:19:59 pm »
nice one bro...  (Y)

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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 10:38:14 pm »
tensa  :no:

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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2009, 02:40:41 am »
"Click me baby one more time!" <--- Lina Inverse (Human Sorceress Model)
"And they say Blizzard games have no bugs!" <--- Nerubian Assassin (that Nerubian King dude, Anub'arak)

Those are 2 of my favourites! Although there was something Nevermore says (Firelord model tinted black) thats really funny, but I've forgetten the exact words :(. Basically his phone rings and he gets pissed at the person on the phone with him for mistaking him for being the druglord and not the Dreadlord (he has the Dreadlord's voice set)!
« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 03:37:15 am by [H]awk-[EyE] »

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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 02:20:13 pm »
Grom: "Thrall… The blood haze has lifted… The demon's fire has burnt out in my veins. I… have… freed… myself."
Thrall: "No, old friend, you have freed us all."

Yeah, the cinematics in WC3/TFT were awesome :o
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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2009, 02:37:17 pm »
Hahahahaha. I wanted a bow string not a G? :P


Man normal war is so much more fun than Dota.

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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2009, 02:45:54 pm »
Man normal war is so much more fun than Dota.

I dunno if that was intentional or not, but thats like uber trollbait :S
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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2009, 04:14:54 pm »
Unintentional. sorry. Since we were on the topic of normal war i said it out loud.

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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2009, 08:01:54 pm »
agreed with chaos...normal war all the way!
also,

Blade master: "My blade can cut through amour but it can still slice a tomato"

Tauren: "what are these letters stuck to my arse" <== not quite sure about that

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Re: Warcraft 3 Quotes is so funny =D
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2009, 02:59:17 am »
lol tensa and chaos ;D