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BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

I <3 the kanye west ones xD


Hitler rants about the Hitler Parodies

Haha these Hitler episodes are so funny xD! He looks exactly like Hitler =s!

Haha these Hitler episodes are so funny xD! He looks exactly like Hitler =s!

Have you met him? :O

You mean he looks like what you imagine Hitler looked like, a large part of which was formed by seeing actors who play him in movies.

Have you met him? :O

Of course i have ! He was my great great grand dad !

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! xD

thats old la..

LOL, that was funny xD!

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Weekend Pooja

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