Hmm.. This is just too entertaining to say just the words...

There was a DOOR that saw a she-door right across the corridor and was filled with LUST and had a erection.. Suddenly a man came to open the door and mistook the boner as the door handle and twisted it. The bad thing is that this specific type of boner is made with a weak type of wood so It broke apart.. Realizing that he lost his manhood, He jumped off a cliff and commited SUICIDE.