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Re: The first 3 words u will see will describe u
« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2013, 09:26:48 pm »
Hmm.. This is just too entertaining to say just the words...

There was a DOOR that saw a she-door right across the corridor and was filled with LUST and had a erection.. Suddenly a man came to open the door and mistook the boner as the door handle and twisted it. The bad thing is that this specific type of boner is made with a weak type of wood so It broke apart.. Realizing that he lost his manhood, He jumped off a cliff and commited SUICIDE.
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