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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2012, 06:34:33 am »
Good Stuff!  :)

so can this thread be about ponies nao??

Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2012, 03:27:41 pm »
great (Y)
Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2013, 05:08:43 pm »
I m not sure is this the right place for short jokes or not . if not mods please move this post to appropriate places. thanks.

Short jokes:

Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice
Son: No
Dad:The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
Son: Then OK
Dad goes to Bill Gates: I want Ur daughter to marry my son
.......... ..Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates:Then OK
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank: Appoint my son as the CEO of Ur bank
President: No
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Then OK


A friend spent $50 on a penis enlarger.
Ba*tards sent him a magnifying glass.
Instructions said don't use in direct sunlight.


Question to Confucius

Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.
But when a man sleeps with 10 women,
Everyone calls him a real man.
How come . . . ?!?

Confucius replies:
It's very simple.

"When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.

But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."


A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Have you ever served in the military?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."


If sex between three people are called a Threesome,
And sex between two people are called a twosome
Now I know why they call you Handsome


A suicide bomber went into a Pet shop n yelled "EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT" & A turtle In the back yelled "You ba*tard"

At a job interview.

"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"


"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a **** what you think."

Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2013, 12:44:27 am »
Great thread guys! :D
Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2013, 07:24:44 am »
Abstinence and virgin mary.. lol epic!
Thoughts -> Talks -> Act -> Self
Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2013, 08:28:27 am »
lol... 3 & 4 good ones...
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2013, 09:45:38 pm »
Pretty cool!~
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