Good Stuff! 

so can this thread be about ponies nao??

great

I m not sure is this the right place for short jokes or not . if not mods please move this post to appropriate places. thanks.

Short jokes:
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Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice
Son: No
Dad:The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
Son: Then OK
Dad goes to Bill Gates: I want Ur daughter to marry my son
.......... ..Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates:Then OK
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank: Appoint my son as the CEO of Ur bank
President: No
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Then OK
This is BUSINESS


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A friend spent $50 on a penis enlarger.
Ba*tards sent him a magnifying glass.
Instructions said don't use in direct sunlight.

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Question to Confucius

Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.
But when a man sleeps with 10 women,
Everyone calls him a real man.
How come . . . ?!?

Confucius replies:
It's very simple.

"When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.

But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."

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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Have you ever served in the military?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

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If sex between three people are called a Threesome,
And sex between two people are called a twosome
Now I know why they call you Handsome

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A suicide bomber went into a Pet shop n yelled "EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT" & A turtle In the back yelled "You ba*tard"

At a job interview.

"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a **** what you think."

Great thread guys!

Abstinence and virgin mary.. lol epic!

lol... 3 & 4 good ones...

Pretty cool!~