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"Dear" jokes
« on: March 31, 2011, 05:38:51 pm »
It's not often that you receive a humorous forward but thankfully this is one of those rare mails. Just thought I'd share it with the rest of the community because I find most of these really really hilarious.


Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns


Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood
pumping through them, they can never get an erection.

Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic


Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b***h.

Sincerely, The Titanic


Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada


Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

Sincerely, Spiders


Dear Voldemort ,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson


Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google


Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP


Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985


Dear Justin Bieber ,

Ariel would really love her voice back.

Sincerely, King Triton


Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.

Sincerely, Jack


Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely, That Little Triangle


Dear Taylor Swift,

If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves
in the end.

Sincerely, Shakespeare


Dear Soccer Fans,

B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!

Sincerely, Vuvuzelas


Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God


Dear Rubik's Cube,

Done!

Sincerely, Colorblind


Dear Santa,

Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.

Sincerely, Tiger Woods


Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,

I. Can't. Breathe.

Sincerely, Your Balls


Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio


Dear Sleeping Beauty,

I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and
totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.

Sincerely, Mulan


Dear Romeo,

My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...

Sincerely, Juliet


Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed


Dear Sex Educators,

Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.

Sincerely, The Virgin Mary


Dear Toaster,

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

Sincerely, Toast


Dear Edward,

I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.

Sincerely, a stake


Dear Prince Charming,

You've got some explaining to do!

Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 06:03:54 pm »
+1
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 06:11:31 pm »
Oh yes! I LOVE these jokes!

Thanks for posting it :) +1
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 06:38:53 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2011, 08:37:28 pm »
Haha sick jokes xD
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2011, 09:17:31 pm »
haha! xD

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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2011, 11:35:12 pm »
Lol, nice jokes hitman. With your permission can i add your jokes to my site?
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2011, 11:44:02 pm »
Lol, nice jokes hitman. With your permission can i add your jokes to my site?

They aren't his jokes :D
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2011, 01:12:03 am »
Awesome jokes, but you could have just posted them on the ROFL of the Day instead of creating a new thread.
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2011, 01:35:21 am »
so can this thread be about ponies nao??


   
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2011, 05:18:51 am »
freaking hilarious
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2012, 08:50:57 pm »
100% entertaining +1
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 09:07:00 pm »
HA HA LOL !!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 09:44:42 pm »
NIIICE!!! - best - Vuvuzelas
Re: "Dear" jokes
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2012, 10:27:15 pm »
Awesome stuff,

Like the one about the rapper and president.. lolz
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