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Title: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: deandarkwaters on March 11, 2013, 08:15:28 pm
After relesing a trapped supernatural creature from it's cage/trap/bottle you are given three wishes that the creature will grant you. What are your three whishes? Post below. Have fun! :]
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: LiOn KiLl3r on March 11, 2013, 08:41:39 pm
i want all steam games to be free!
i want an infinite supply of sprite !
i want to be batman !
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Binura on March 11, 2013, 10:11:26 pm
Have control over time
Ability to degenerate my body and fly in the wind
Another 3 wishes :P

i want to be batman !
Sorry bro..
IM BATMAN! xD
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: PROX on March 11, 2013, 10:16:25 pm

Sorry bro..
IM BATMAN! xD
;D xD
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Xyb3rNinja on March 11, 2013, 10:17:01 pm
I want to be a millionaire.
I want to be a billionaire.
I want to be a trillionaire.

.....What else? lol
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: ramishka on March 11, 2013, 10:21:08 pm
1. SLT FUP stops working. Everyone gets 16mbps unlimited
2. Kill all racists

Life would be complete then.
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: PROX on March 11, 2013, 10:26:44 pm
01.I want a GTX Titan
02.I want a GTX Titan
03.I want a GTX Titan

For SLI :P xD
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Binura on March 11, 2013, 10:37:01 pm
2. Kill all racists

Life would be complete then.
in that case,
best wish for me is to unite the world and remove all of these things which divide humanity. No racists, so called nationalists and absolutely no more people bragging and disrespecting religions.
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: wishwere on March 11, 2013, 10:47:24 pm
1.1st is and other infinity wishes!
2.2nd all tech in the world!
2.3rd choclate rain!

and you will probly guess the rest?
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: GeNuiNE on March 11, 2013, 11:11:47 pm
1. I want to be a Hulk  ;)
2. I want to be a Trillionaire (BOC Bank Balance Sheet got a Trillion Want to Hack It)  ;D
3. I want to Rule the World xD :o

What Else  :D
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: deandarkwaters on March 11, 2013, 11:21:04 pm
So nobody want Cancer cured or world peace? #nothingtodohere
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: LiOn KiLl3r on March 12, 2013, 12:57:25 am
1. I want to be a Hulk  ;)
batman rapes hulk anytime of the day :D

Sorry bro..
IM BATMAN! xD
O_O can i be you ? :D
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: deandarkwaters on March 12, 2013, 01:04:50 am
batman rapes hulk anytime of the day
NO! Logan killed Batman and the Hulk killed Logan. According to comics, Batman WAS beaten by the Hulk. Simply nothing beats Hulk because what weakens other super heroes would actually make him stronger. Nothing beats Hulk. Simply nothing. Batman might pull off some tricks but he can't survive long. Batman is a mere human at peak human condition. Hulk is an abomination which smashed a planet in half. :]
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Mr. Sunshine on March 12, 2013, 08:55:22 am
Sorry bro..
IM BATMAN! xD

I'm the goddamn Batman. :P

Mine:

1. Enough money to live a comfortable life
2. Travel the world
3. Achieve mastery in everything I do

NO! Logan killed Batman and the Hulk killed Logan. According to comics, Batman WAS beaten by the Hulk. Simply nothing beats Hulk because what weakens other super heroes would actually make him stronger. Nothing beats Hulk. Simply nothing. Batman might pull off some tricks but he can't survive long. Batman is a mere human at peak human condition. Hulk is an abomination which smashed a planet in half. :]

Bats did beat the Hulk (alternate reality though). Do you consider beaten as dead or just KO'd? If so, even Old Rustbucket (Iron Man) knocked him out in #132.

Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: deandarkwaters on March 12, 2013, 10:18:50 am
Mine,
-I want to be super intelligent (find cure for cancer, AIDS, make thermo electrical bombs, finish building Nikola Tesla's air defence grid and shit)
-I want the power of teleportation to the end of the galaxy and come back to earth in a split second (including anything I want)
-I want to be Immortal (give and take immortality to anyone/anything I wish) and turn back time.
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Xyb3rNinja on March 12, 2013, 03:20:51 pm
NO! Logan killed Batman and the Hulk killed Logan. According to comics, Batman WAS beaten by the Hulk. Simply nothing beats Hulk because what weakens other super heroes would actually make him stronger. Nothing beats Hulk. Simply nothing. Batman might pull off some tricks but he can't survive long. Batman is a mere human at peak human condition. Hulk is an abomination which smashed a planet in half. :]
Hell yeah man ;D
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Binura on March 12, 2013, 10:00:37 pm
O_O can i be you ? :D
Sure bro :D Rs. 1000 per day :P

I'm the goddamn Batman. :P
That just makes two of us :P
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: deandarkwaters on March 12, 2013, 10:09:15 pm
Thing about being Batman, he has a code. "HE DOES NOT KILL" or so I thought until my bro downloaded Batman vs. Superman Apocalypse. Damn, he kills deamons like b***hes. He's forgot his code and went on a rampage, slashing deamons in half until Superman ended the battle with a huge laser blast.
I respect Captain America more than I do to Batman. (forget the darn movies, I'm talking about the comics)
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: warzchiEf_ on March 13, 2013, 01:19:36 am
i want to be superman
google in my head
and a billionaire.

:P
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Mr. Sunshine on March 13, 2013, 09:25:07 am
That just makes two of us :P

I'm feeling generous today, you can be Robin :P

Thing about being Batman, he has a code. "HE DOES NOT KILL" or so I thought until my bro downloaded Batman vs. Superman Apocalypse. Damn, he kills deamons like b***hes. He's forgot his code and went on a rampage, slashing deamons in half until Superman ended the battle with a huge laser blast.
I respect Captain America more than I do to Batman. (forget the darn movies, I'm talking about the comics)

You're right to a certain extent, Batman does not kill people as in humans. It's what makes him who he is, a crimefighter instead of a murderer... Demons seem to be fair game, as they aren't human.

Why Captain America just out of curiosity?
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: deandarkwaters on March 13, 2013, 10:55:00 am
I'm feeling generous today, you can be Robin :P

You're right to a certain extent, Batman does not kill people as in humans. It's what makes him who he is, a crimefighter instead of a murderer... Demons seem to be fair game, as they aren't human.

Why Captain America just out of curiosity?

-LoL Nightwing looks awesome so choose to be him instead. Robin gets b***h slapped by the Batsy all the time.
-Deamons or not his game is all about KO. He's not allowed to kill anything. Anything at all.
-Captain America survived Flash, Logan, Hulk and Thor with a mere shield. He doesn't heal super fast. He's not a ninja like the Batsy. He's got nothing but a pistol (tho most of the time it's just he and his shield) to defend himself against an armed opponent and to fire back. He kills when it needs. He won't send the Joker a hundrad times to Arkham Asylum and let him kill people every time he makes a chaos in the city after his escape. He is the captain of the avengers. He's an avenger (literally)
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Mr. Sunshine on March 13, 2013, 12:54:40 pm
-LoL Nightwing looks awesome so choose to be him instead. Robin gets b***h slapped by the Batsy all the time.

Touche, you make a good point. :P

-Deamons or not his game is all about KO. He's not allowed to kill anything. Anything at all.

Bats isn't such a black and white character. There is an issue where he admits that killing would be easy, but it would be a slippery slope. Besides, you're basing this on Superman & Batman Apocalypse which is a cartoon - and they weren't demons, they were clones of Darkseid IIRC.

-Captain America survived Flash, Logan, Hulk and Thor with a mere shield. He doesn't heal super fast. He's not a ninja like the Batsy. He's got nothing but a pistol (tho most of the time it's just he and his shield) to defend himself against an armed opponent and to fire back. He kills when it needs. He won't send the Joker a hundrad times to Arkham Asylum and let him kill people every time he makes a chaos in the city after his escape. He is the captain of the avengers. He's an avenger (literally)

Uh... He's a serum enhanced super soldier, did you forget that? As Stark said, he came out of a bottle... :P
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: SharinghaN on March 13, 2013, 02:24:57 pm
I'm Iron Man.
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Binura on March 13, 2013, 05:35:07 pm
I'm feeling generous today, you can be Robin :P
I thought batsy always prefer to work alone :P
-LoL Nightwing looks awesome so choose to be him instead. Robin gets b***h slapped by the Batsy all the time.
So true xD
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: LiOn KiLl3r on March 13, 2013, 05:51:03 pm
-LoL Nightwing looks awesome so choose to be him instead. Robin gets b***h slapped by the Batsy all the time.
What did batman tell robin before he got in the car ???
"robin get in the car"
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: deandarkwaters on March 13, 2013, 06:40:22 pm
He kills when it needs. He won't send the Joker a hundrad times to Arkham Asylum and let him kill people every time he makes a chaos in the city after his escape.
^This
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Mr. Sunshine on March 13, 2013, 07:12:39 pm
He won't send the Joker a hundrad times to Arkham Asylum and let him kill people every time he makes a chaos in the city after his escape. He is the captain of the avengers. He's an avenger (literally)

Like Cap had the chance to take out Hitler but instead thought na, I'll just punch him in the jaw?

I thought batsy always prefer to work alone :P

Actually, when you think about it he never does, the liar!

What did batman tell robin before he got in the car ???
"robin get in the car"

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThloPd5tqi4xL8DqE7FodxE_l6Q_ndXA1N7E0YieTof88dBwW6mA)

LOL.
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: deandarkwaters on March 14, 2013, 02:01:22 am
Like Cap had the chance to take out Hitler but instead thought na, I'll just punch him in the jaw?
When just when? He'd shoot first and ask later.. Even in the movie he was pretty trigger happy. Batsy caught the Joker for like 9999 times and sent him to AA but Cap never had the chance to go face to face with the one baller..
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: LiOn KiLl3r on March 14, 2013, 07:56:29 am
When just when? He'd shoot first and ask later.. Even in the movie he was pretty trigger happy. Batsy caught the Joker for like 9999 times and sent him to AA but Cap never had the chance to go face to face with the one baller..
Yet batman still is a more popular hero than captain america no matter what he does  :p
Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Mr. Sunshine on March 14, 2013, 08:57:40 am
When just when?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wCnZ8yVdPN4/TV6sEBOcLUI/AAAAAAAACPE/4DT9-mQlT_Y/s1600/captain-1.jpg)

He'd shoot first and ask later..

You've got your characters mixed, that's the Punisher.

Yet batman still is a more popular hero than captain america no matter what he does  :p

^This. Nail, head, hammer :)


Title: Re: THE WISH GRANTER!
Post by: Manul119 on October 30, 2013, 09:40:41 pm
Hmm.. I HAVE TOO MUCH! >.<
1.I want all the consoles and games of them.
2. I want the most powerful PC ever
3. I want a mega fast internet connection (Unlimited) for free! No monthly bills or anything! ALL FOR FREE!